Understanding Signs, or Not

Neale shares pictures of some of his favourite signs, and ponders the mindset of those who put them there.

While travelling about, signs can be useful, interesting or amusing, or they can just visually pollute whatever I’m trying to look at.

My brother just returned from Svalbard, Norway and told me they have a bunch of signs that are a bit unusual. Surrounding Longyearbyen, the largest town, are signs telling you not to leave town on foot unless you are armed. Conversely, in town, the bank and some other businesses have signs on their doors telling you not to bring your guns inside. This got me pondering a few gun-related signs I’ve come across in my travels.

When driving across the city limits to enter Montpelier, the state capital of Vermont USA, I saw that I didn’t have to stop hunting, just ensure that I used buckshot only (which was nice, even though I wasn’t hunting). This greatly reduced the chances of lobbing a bullet into a pedestrian, or someone’s lounge room, if trying to shoot a deer on the footpath.

In the early 2000s, Australian soldiers flocked to Timor Leste, in what was known as the “Dili dash for cash”, and on a night out were known to hit the dance floor with their rifle slung over their shoulder. This resulted in a dress code sign in the foyer of Dili’s main hotel which largely addressed the rifle issue, and semi/concealed handguns were quietly ignored (like that carried by a soldier in recreational mode in Dili).

The Dargo Hotel in the Victorian high country is close to popular deer hunting areas. Enough hunters stay in the hotel accommodation to necessitate signs in the rooms with a plea from the management regarding the use of hotel towels for firearms maintenance.

Some signs I think are just common sense and are not required, but obviously others don’t see it that way. A number of such signs are in the gallery below. Enjoy, and please send pictures of your favourite signs to the Journal.

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Longyearbyen, Norway. Don’t take your guns to town, son. But load them as you leave.
Montpelier, Vermont, USA. Citizens strolling the street can be assured that they won’t be shot too badly.
Obeying the signs in Dili.
Dili again. It’s just a small weapon.
Dargo Hotel, Victoria
Good advice in Japan.
More good advice.
In Seoul, Ibis cared so deeply about me that they would let me abseil 27 metres out of my room window down the outside of the hotel. I’m not sure if my wife was invited or whether she had to fend for herself.
As I was a party concerned about the excessive signs, the graveyard obviously wasn’t off-limits to me.
As I took this photo in 2025, I wasn’t impressed at all by the establishment’s claim of longevity.
Maybe this guy in Bendigo was going for the groveller of the year award as he certainly would have won.
And sometimes a sign is just good, like this one from Dongara, Western Australia.

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